In case you doubt that the drinks in New Orleans . . . you know, the hurricanes and hand grenades . . . are NOT for amateurs, let this be a reminder.
Over the weekend, 29-year-old Jennifer Gille of St. Clair Shores, Michigan, was visiting the New Orleans area. And she was DRUNK. Like, really drunk. And also, the police believe, quite possibly on drugs.
Early Sunday morning, Jennifer was hanging out about 40 miles north of New Orleans and called a cab to drive her back to the city. When they got back to the city, the driver said, “Here you are.”
But Jennifer refused to get out . . . told him “I need to go to Michigan” . . . and GOT NAKED in the back of the cab. So the driver headed to a police station.
When he got there, he figured Jennifer was too drunk to cause any problems, so he went into the station for help . . . and left the keys in the ignition. When he and a few officers got outside, his cab had VANISHED.
They tracked it down about a block away. Jennifer had crawled back into the back seat . . . still naked. The police pulled her out, made her get dressed, and arrested her.
She’s facing theft and obscenity charges and could get up to eight years in prison.