Ralph Lauren Debuts New Line With Marinara-Stained Shirt


He has always been one of my favorite designers but I had no idea he was so unhappy! 😦 In a new fashion show debuting his new fall line, Ralph Lauren showed off his latest creation: a wrinkled shirt stained with marinara sauce.

Marinara sauce? Uhhh, ok?

Ralph said to reporters last weekend, “I designed this shirt because no matter how hard I try, I can never be happy. I try and try and try, but these days I can never seem to… It doesn’t matter anymore. It just doesn’t matter. That’s what this shirt is about, I guess. It’s particularly good for walking on the beach alone at 2 a.m. and wondering if you should just let the tide take you away forever. Believe me, it’s perfect for that.”

And if you think that is bad, then check out the name of the new line…

It’s the “F**k It, Just F**k Everything” line. The shirt also features a missing button, garlic and body odor infused right into the cotton weave, and a cigarette burn across the  Polo logo. Other items in the line are stretch-fit khakis, mismatched socks, and well-worn penny loafers soaked in rainwater.

To see this sad and depressing shirt in Ralph Lauren‘s new line, click HERE!

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