Jesus Thinks You Need To Lose Weight [VIDEO]

It’s time you stop committing adultery against the Lord and put down that cupcake!

According to this stunning Christian leader (who’s hair is the gift that keeps on giving) says talking to God will help you shed those unwanted pounds.

In fact, havingĀ a secret rendezvous with fudge can lead to pornography, adultery, compulsive shopping, and drunkenness.

Stop listening to Satan when he calls you to the office vending machine and watch this!

Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s response to those committing sin with their refrigerator.

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