by Alyssa Pereira, Radio Alice, San Francisco
You know the classic stories of involving Beauty and her Beast, Cinderella and her Prince, but have you ever thought to consider how bizarre those stories are when taken out of context?
We thought so. Which is why Sarah Michelle Gellar (alongside director Whitney Avalon as Belle) is here to school you on the ridiculousness of the whole deal.
“Another princess in my shadow comes to covet my crown,” rhymes Cinderella, kicking off the battle. “You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a gown?”
Belle, though, is undeterred.
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