Look, I love my iPhone and I know I’ve gotten into debates with friends who have Androids but never have I thought, “You know, I don’t like what you have to say and I’m going to stab you.” Really, you should stay away from stabbing people because it’s wrong, and against the law, and God’s commandments and your mom would be really disappointed and all.
A 21-year-old guy in Oklahoma got into a drunken argument with his roommate last week, over which SMART PHONES are better: iPhones or Androids. It escalated, and the guy wound up STABBING his roommate. He was arrested and charged with felony assault. Too bad there’s not an app to prevent you from being stabbed.
Here’s his mug shot.