#HardKnocks In Ten Tweets

No, I do not have HBO. Forgive me, I’m poor…but I can’t very well be the only Houstonian and Texans fan that couldn’t watch the season premiere!

So, here’s your show in a nutshell, courtesy of the Twitterverse:

In addition to being an awesome coach that stole the show, Bill O’Brien REALLY likes a certain four-letter word, and it’s not Watt…

And people were super amazed that football players cussed so much…

Even our G.G.J.J. (Good Guy Justin James)…

#pierregarconisafool

Speaking of J.J., he proves himself to be the super-human all us other human types should aspire to be…

Even his ‘beast mode’ is beastlier than any beast’s best beast mode…

#1000lbs #65times

Vince Wilfork is a the Shaquille O’Neal of football…

#atleasthecanhitthe3s

DeAngelo Hall of the Redskins¬†¬†learned the meaning of instant karma after running his mouth to DeAndre Hopkins…

Apparently the HK producers need to step up their use of H-town artists for their music layovers…

And finally…The Texans have the BEST fans in the league!

So, if your poor like me, I hope this catches you up so you don’t have an even more vacant look in your eye than usual! J/K!!

And if you are one of those rich folks with HBO and have a viewing party, invite me…I make a killer spinach dip! :)p

#helpmeimpoor

– Sarah E!

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