As I sat down to watch the season 5 premiere of ‘American Horror Story: Hotel‘ last night, I was super excited to see a few of my fav’s all together on one of my fav shows!
…UNTIL IT STARTED.
Not even 5 minutes in and I was all, “Hey look, it’s Schmidt (Max Greenfield) from New Girl!” And then I was all, “OHHHH DEAR GAWWWD NOOOO!!!” Haha, and to think…the first 5 minutes weren’t even the craziest of the episode!
The show starts with two Swedish girls checking into the Hotel Cortez in LA, where we see Kathy Bates, Denis O’Hare and Sarah Paulson first. Lady Gaga (literally) KILLS IT as ‘The Countess‘ along with her partner in crime Matt Bomer. Clearly they are in the business of murdering people that check into the hotel. Chloe Sevigny and Wes Bentley appear next, and then we meet Cheyenne Jackson and Lyric Lennon‘s characters (who is Ashley Parker Angel’s real life son btw!) who are the newest owners of the hotel. Obviously Gaga isn’t happy about that.
I think the scenes that people are talking about THE MOST, is the scene with Max Greefield/Sarah Paulson, and Gaga/Matt Bomer/another couple. It was like one of those car crashes that you just couldn’t look away from, but super hot at the same time! I’m so confused, haha!
Who else watched AHS: Hotel last night?? Tell me what you thought of the first episode! Anyone else have to sleep with all the lights on last night?? 😉