Gwyneth Paltrow Is Annoying

It’s been known for a long time that Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty insufferable. From her talking down to people, being rude on set, treating her neighbors like garbage…the reports go on and on.

So what’s the latest delight from her majesty? How about this: Her morning smoothie costs $200.00 to make. Yes, a smoothie. $200. Gwyneth was recently kind enough to reveal the recipe with us commoners via on her website Goop.com:

Along with typical smoothie staples such as almond butter, sea salt and coconut oil, Gwen’s version also calls for vanilla mushroom powder, Ashwagandha powder, He Shou Wu, Cordyceps and – depending on your mood – a version of Moon Juice’s Moon Dust.

Moon Juice’s Moon Dust, a powder that contains a mix of herbs and vitamins, comes in different varieties including a “sex, “brain” and “sleep” version.

The two-ounce jar of moon dust is available on her website and costs anywhere between $55 – $65.

“Gwyneth drinks one of these every morning, whether or not she’s detoxing. Choose your Moon Juice moon dust depending on what the day ahead holds … brain before a long day at the office, sex dust before a date.”

If you really want to immerse yourself in the pretentious nature of Ms. Paltrow, check out THIS link with a catalog of her saying snotty things.

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