A 5th grade girl named Zoe has gotten an early start on breaking hearts. According to the photo of the letter that has been floating around twitter, the young student named Zoë wrote a very straightforward list of rules and regulations to a lovesick classmate ― who she’s made it very clear that she is not into “as a bf.” Poor Noah has been given a harsh introduction to the world of high maintenance women.

She delivered the hilariously honest handwritten note to her friend Noah, but we’re not sure how well it was received. In it she instructs him to stop touching her shoulder, playing with her on the bus, and generally just getting behind her “with all that playing and foolishness.” Finishing it off with the thread of counseling if his antics ensue. Calm down Zoe, if you’re this uptight at 9 years old, you’re going to have a rough go in your twenties.

Source: Huffington Post Women

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