Leave it to North Texas. According to Romper:
A science museum in Dallas is holding a solar eclipse viewing party a week from Monday. And a woman wrote a comment on their Facebook page earlier this week asking them to reschedule since it’s a school night. People immediately began mocking her, as people on social media do, so she eventually deleted the comment.
“Dear The Sun,
Stop moving. Thank you.
Sincerely, moms in Dallas.”