There are a ton of websites that teachers add to that have the funny things their students have said them and with school starting and a lot of veteran and new teachers entering the schools.  Here are some of the funny ones from Education To The Core:

While I was on recess duty and pregnant a student asked “If you open your mouth, do you think the baby can feel the wind?” It was adorable and funny. -Katie M

During student teaching-
Me: “What is the name of this shape? (Rhombus)”
Class: “Ummm”
Me: “It starts with an R”
Student: “RECTUM!!!…no wait..that’s something else…” -Gina F.

A student said the difference between a crocodile and an alligator was that the crocodile stinks. She meant extinct. -Carla S.

I had a student rush in all excited to tell me that her ancestors came over on the cauliflower.
Amy St. Ours

Teachers what are some of the funniest things you have heard come out of your kids mouths?




Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

More From Houston's MIX 96-5 Happy Hour
Stalking From The Eyes Of A Victim

Listen Live