A new survey published in the Daily Mail asked people to rank gross things we all do according to how satisfying they are. Here are the top eight, and maybe the #1 answer shouldn’t be a surprise:
1. Waiting to be alone, then passing gas.
2. Picking an irritating booger.
3. Watching a blackhead pop. Women find it a little more satisfying than men do.
4. Picking off dead skin.
5. Peeing in the shower. Men like that one slightly more than women.
6. Popping a pimple too soon. Is that really “satisfying” though? Isn’t it just frustrating if they WON’T pop?
7. Smelling your own gas.
8. Smelling your own armpits.