Lauren eliminated herself with:
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Sarah was eliminated with:
How does the ocean greet the beach? It waves!
And the best of the rest:
How do you cut the sea in half? With a see-saw.
Why was the broom late for work? He overswept.
How did the basketball get wet? The players dribbled all over it.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball!
Why didn’t the dog want to play football? It was a boxer.
How did the scissors know the fastest route? It had a shortcut.
Who eats at underwater restaurants? Scuba-diners.
What kinds of stories are told by basketball players? Tall tales!
What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!
How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to their fans!